The Jihad Whisperer
by Lee Culpepper (12/10/09)
When good Muslims go bad, there’s one man who’s their best friend. Barack Obama. No terrorist is too much for him to pander. He reinvigorates wilting jihadists; he endangers free people. He is The Jihad Whisperer.
Unlike Cesar Millan, the star of the National Geographic Channel’s hit series The Dog Whisperer, President Obama looks more like a tormented afghan (the dog) owner. Millan’s program focuses on mystified pet owners who are typically obtuse and feeble when it comes to basic leadership skills. These people - much like President Obama - are too frequently ill equipped for the job of dealing with dangerous and mentally unbalanced animals. Without a real leader to intercede, naïve dog owners - much like The Jihad Whisperer - serve only to exacerbate the psychologically disturbed state of mentally unbalanced hounds.
According to Millan, dogs become neurotic in the absence of a mentally stable pack leader. And Muslim terrorists are a lot like rotten dogs. President Obama’s inane and dithering approach to gain control over the disobedient mongrels in Afghanistan has merely compounded the already dismal situation there.
Since The Jihad Whisperer is also the President of the United States, it is rather unfortunate that he lacks so many fundamental leadership traits. Among them, he lacks judgment and courage. He refuses to accept that providing affection to mentally disturbed Muslims while they are psychotic only helps to nurture their psychosomatic disorders. Furthermore, President Obama seems pained by his responsibility to enforce the callous discipline these savages desperately require. On the other hand, perhaps The Jihad Whisperer is merely too compassionate, sensitive, and fanciful to be pragmatic. Whatever the case, President Obama is incapable of recognizing harsh and ugly realities.
His naivete and foreboding might now be “explicitly clear” to all mentally balanced Americans, but his “explicit clarity” does not help suffocate Islamic terrorists - terrorists The Jihad Whisperer can muster only enough grit to brand as “extremists.”
President Obama’s doggedness to reward sworn and foreign jihadists with the same Constitutional rights and protection previously reserved only for American citizens is nothing short of nauseating. His abhorrent decision to shutdown Guantanamo and to bring these Muslim butchers to New York for trial is nothing short of preposterous. His jitters over Americans drawing logical conclusions about the traitor and Fort Hood Islamic terrorist, Maj. Nidal Malik Hasan, are nothing short of mind numbing. But like an incompetent pet owner, President Obama apparently believes Islamic barbarians - who consider all Americans infidels worthy of slaughter - need nothing short of his whispering and award-winning humanity (and most importantly, America’s Constitutional rights).
Consequently, going out of the way on behalf of our Islamic enemies is the only dogfight The Jihad Whisperer pursues with any amount of resolve. He continues to do everything he can to ensure they receive at least one more opportunity for our government to fail in its primary role: protecting us from our enemies. If bureaucracy’s proclivity to fail arises in this case, our most vile foreign enemies will escape the swift and just executions they have earned.
Meanwhile, Khalid Sheikh Mohammed and his fellow jihadists must be euphoric, thanks to The Jihad Whisperer’s unabashed foolishness. Imagining their Islamic howls of “allāhu akbar!” as they gaze ecstatically upon The Jihad Whisperer’s red and blue portrait is rather discouraging. It is even more depressing than actually witnessing President Obama himself leading his pack of liberal disciples in barking out, “Yes we can!”
The commander-in chief’s squeamish need to feel magnanimous coupled with his doleful lack of ruggedness continues to feed the terrorists’ confidence and hope. His weak and vacillating demeanor only revives their faith that Allah has appointed them the masters of America’s cowering leader. Perhaps if President Obama had never dawdled in following the counsel of proven military leader General McChrystal, the terrorists might not have so much faith that Allah is on their side and that military victory is certain.
However, thanks primarily to The Jihad Whisperer’s throbbing indecisiveness - along with his publicly announcing a timetable for his lily-livered -sounding Overseas Contingency Operation - the terrorists must certainly believe that Allah has divinely delivered the hope and change that even they can believe in.
Lee Culpepper
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